A few "Helpful" Signs to get us through life:

 

 

 

 

I wonder how they figured that one out ...

 

 

 

Smoking may be bad - but that'd be a good trick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.... And because we all have that one friend ...

 

 

 

 

Things kids say:



My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked,

 

"Did you start at 1?"


 


My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''

 

"You're both old," he replied.
 


 


A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story.   "What's it about?" he asked.

"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."



 


 I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was.  She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I  continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying,

 

"Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself!"




 


 
When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered,

 

"It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights."
 



 


 When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised,

 

 "Mine says I'm 4 to 6."
 


 


 
A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The  grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting." she said... "How do you make babies?"

"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."



 


 
Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."  The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.

"Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."



 

 

A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." The third child brought the argument to a close.  "They use the dogs," she said firmly,

 

"to find the fire hydrants."


 



 
"My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and they blame their dog."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Getting Older is hard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And you start to forget things ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But you need to remember:

 

 

So, a final piece of advice:

 

 

 

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